Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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