- Anti Joke

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Albino African Americans

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.