- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

So a bar walks into a man...

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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