Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why are white people white? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops