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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

12 niqqa 12.

Where's my baby??

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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