A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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