- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Fine, ladies first.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Jordan is pregant

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What black and has children A black man

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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