Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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