Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

I enjoy Popcorn

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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