I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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The holocaust

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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