- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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