why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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