Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Prostitution is bad.......

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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