What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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