whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

jibby jobby

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Jeff

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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