One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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