Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Poop.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Want to hear a joke? Obama

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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