- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

hey guys im gay

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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