- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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