- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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