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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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