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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Call of Duty is a good game.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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