- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Wolfjob.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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