- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

So a baby seal walks into a club

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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