- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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