What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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human centipede

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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