- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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