- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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