- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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