Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Donald Trump

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Daniel is a fag

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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