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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is your name? My name is Jeff

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

aodhan hearty

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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