- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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