- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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