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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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