- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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