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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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