Antoni Wilkinsin

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Democracy.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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