- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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