This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Misner is a twat.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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