Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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