- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

If you are reading this you are a nerd

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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