How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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cory is gay

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Your mom

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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