Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

thumb_up thumb_down -36

dead dibbs

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down -36

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I agree

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops