- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Women's rights.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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