Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How about that airline food?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Jersey Shore.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

whats white jizz

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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