What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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