- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What would Muhammed do?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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