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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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