- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

can you touch your toes? no

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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