Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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