- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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