a man walked into a bar and said ow

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Anti Joke

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