Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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A man penetrates another man.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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