What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Your mother just died.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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