What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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