Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Dumbledore dies.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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