What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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black chicken. kfc

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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hola said the chinese man

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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