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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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