- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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