- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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