Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

chinga tue madre Ryan

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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