- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Kevin and Ramin

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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