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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

say it ten times fast: oh

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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