Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Equal rights!

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Connor is homosexuaI

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Ben Corbishley

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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