Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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watch me nae nae

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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