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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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