- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A women left the kitchen.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's up? Your time.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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