Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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how do you win a game try your best

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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