A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is the name of the car? What

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Pickles are moist.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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