Sarah Palin.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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