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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Charlie Sheen is winning

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