- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Soccer...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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