What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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School

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Tim likes girls

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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