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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Tommy got neutered.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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