What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

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