- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How about that airline food?

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