Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Tim likes girls

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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