- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Face...tastes like chicken!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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