Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Jersey Shore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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