- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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