Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Democracy.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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