- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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