- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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