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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Your mom went to college

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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