- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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