once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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im gay

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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