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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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