What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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A jew enters a mall.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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