A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

just in time?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

My mum is called Steve

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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