- Anti Joke

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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