- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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