Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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