- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Continents are large islands.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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